Ozempic🤗
The Easy Button we've all been waiting for!
What if I told you that we found the easy button?
💥 Boom. Just like that.
Diet and exercise? Pssssfffffttt!!!!! For the BIRDS!!
Here’s the deal. It is SUPER EASY.
You might just have a little mild inflammation of your pancreas (pancreatitis). But what’s a little severe pain in your stomach area (abdomen) that will not go away, with or without vomiting? You may feel the pain from your abdomen to your back.
WHO CARES???
Pancreatitis Schmancreatitis.
Your pancreas is so overrated anyway. It’s just, like, kind of, medium-important for the following:
Adrenal glands.
Hypothalamus.
Ovaries and testes.
Parathyroid and thyroid gland.
Pineal gland.
Pituitary gland.
Thymus.
Oh, and the kidneys. Fuck them too. Who cares? Just Easy Button it and suck it up, buttercup. What’s a little diarrhea, nausea, and vomiting??? May cause a loss of fluids (dehydration), which may cause kidney problems to get worse. It is important for you to drink fluids to help reduce your chance of dehydration.
Yeah. Drink fluids and stuff. Just push the easy button. It’s so easy.
Do look out for the gallbladder though. But really, gallbladder problems? Light work. Just another organ.
Gallbladder problems have happened in some people who take Ozempic®. Tell your healthcare provider right away if you get symptoms which may include: pain in your upper stomach (abdomen), fever, yellowing of the skin or eyes (jaundice), or clay-colored stools.
Who doesn’t love a good clay colored stool against the soft yellow hue of jaundice?
Yellow and gray are all the rage these days.
Don’t worry…The most common side effects of Ozempic® include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, stomach (abdominal) pain, and constipation.
Relaxxxxxx….Your organs will probably be FINE….Despite the cramping and excessive shitting, I know it will be totally worth it.
I think that means it working anyway.
Twisting stomach pain and aggressive shitting are alway the hallmark of a medication that’s heading you in the right direction. It’s like the Gold Standard 8 Mouse Study. Everybody knows that.
Easy buttons are always the answer.
That's why everyone is SO HEALTHY these days.
Because Easy Buttons ALWAYS WORK. Duh.
We are KILLING it with Easy Buttons all the time.
Oh look, here’s the “company announcement” about their trial, for their drug, that was doubleblindplacebocontrolledblahblahblahWEPAIDFORIT that says this Awesome Sauce Stomach Twister lowers your risk of major cardiovascular events.
FOR ADULTS WITH OVERWEIGHT OR OBESITY AND ESTABLISHED CARDIOVASCULAR DISEASE IN THE SELECT TRIAL.
I wonder what qualified as obese or overweight for this select study? Just guessing, but probably not 10lbs over ideal. I don’t know for sure because this is simply the company announcement, from the company that sells this drug, saying that it was a great study, that showed YUGE promising, amazing, really great, results.
The drug that they are selling. That’s the one that shows all the promise.
I saw not one single place on the website that promoted using Ozempic for dropping a few pounds. And I looked.
Because that’s who is taking it all of a sudden.
I know I don’t need to bring this up, but I’m going to anyway, for anyone that’s new…
I am not a doctor and I hold exactly zero credentials qualifying any of my thoughts. So bear that in mind.
Also, I have been watching bodies move and discussing personal health with my clients for well over 20 years. I can tell you when most of my clients last had a cycle, whether or not they are in menopause, and generally how happy they are with their career, spouse, and progress in life. I can probably tell you, with surprising accuracy, what medications they are taking
I am often the “Oh my God I’m in shock” call when my clients experience a tragedy; when they lose their spouse…find out they have cancer…or suffer their child’s suicide.
So I feel relatively confident that I am able to recognize a trend. This drug is being prescribed for people that want to lose some weight. They are not morbidly obese. They do not have Type 2 diabetes.
They are not weighing the risk/benefit of the disease process associated with T2 diabetes because THEY DON’T HAVE IT. Taking a drug that may cause this litany of events in the body might be warranted if you are also looking down the barrel of the T2 diabetes gun- and unwilling or unable to make the lifestyle changes that are, (almost always) absolutely able, to be made… to avoid such processes and events. That’s the part people really don’t want to hear.
You know I can’t just let this go without a lil conspiracy theory for dat ass, right?
Never let a tragedy go to waste.
Duel use.
Always.
What are the health concerns with the injectable bioweapon shots?
What reductions in outcome are being peddled in and by the media right now (in regard to this medication)? Did you hear on the nightly news that semaglutide/Ozempic/Wegovy is reducing the risk of heart attack and stroke?
That’s convenient. For some pockets.
I mean, why not make a buck or two while you cull the herd?
Fuck it.
But the investors are really happy. I see lots of calls to buy their stock as they are going to roll it out for heart patients. Unexpected bonus for pharma and investors. And then 10 years or so down the road, the lawyers can start to cash in with class action lawsuits. And they can roll out a new drug to deal with the "side effects." It's the gift that keeps on giving business plan. All owned by the RAWD.
Hey, don't you know that it's ok to prescribe off label, unless it goes against another drug, like ivermectin and hcq... Oopsies!
I find the side effects ridiculous. Do people think that it's easy to get over those organ conditions?