Not to be outdone by themselves, the FDA wanted to crush their stellar 8 Mouse Booster followed by Antifreeze for Infants winning streak.
Have you ever wondered how you could not protect your low risk kid from getting an illness that they probably won’t get and if they do you might not even know it?
ME TOO! You are IN LUCK today.
I’ve outlined a couple of options for all you mama and papa bears out there.
You’re welcome.
Up first, we have the tried and true cellophane method. Look, nothing is going to keep your sweet baby safe like wrapping them in plastic wrap.
9 out of 10 moms agree that cellophane-soothing decreases their baby’s cry time by 100%!!!
Best cry reducer on the market….EXCEPT MEEEBEEEEE the emergency use for not an emergency authorized bivalent Pfizer COVID-19 booster.
It’s for BABIES 6 months old through children under 5 years old 🤗 🥳
Based on…
→THE SPEED OF SCIENCE←
‘data’ from a trial of 60 children.
They CRUSHED their 8 Mouse Standard 🙌🏼…I mean, SIXTY ACTUAL CHILDREN!
Look, large cohorts are for selfish scientists. And, by the way, if you think this study size is insufficient, you are shaming the number 60. This number has experienced generational, systemic, discrimination for…EVER.
Why does medicare kick in at 65? Systemic numeral discrimination.
After this landmark for children’s health, hopefully the FDA will wake up and get behind cigarettes soon. I mean, Marlboros aren’t going to smoke themselves.
The affronts to infants is both mind-boggling and infuriating.
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Love it! And it affronts adults too, doesn't it?! Err. Hmm. Wow.
Nope. All acceptable advertising over the century. The cabal are definitely stuck on the tried and true practices of yore.
Such a great connection, Sarah, to show that the kooky covidian delusion is not new! It has been with us for a long time. What we might be asking ourselves is 'What've I been smoking to think the past was different than today?' LoL! So sad that it is actually kind of funny in a way to make us sick. Well, of course, except that laughter might be the best medicine, and so something to be removed by the cabal. (Maybe their lack of humour will see them die off a little more quickly. Just thinking out loud.)