Breaking News: FDA just approved adding antifreeze to infant formula
Experts agree, it keeps them healthier.
Just kidding. Wouldn’t that be EFFING CRAZY! Good thing we can all rest assured that our beloved FDA always has our best interests at heart. They would NEVER approve something, especially for infants, that has NOT EVEN BEEN TESTED ON HUMANS. Right?
Oh…wait…sorry guys, I guess I was mistaken. The FDA did just update the EUA for the 8 Mouse Booster Shit Shot for babies as young as 6 months.
But it’s cool, that shot has been around for a solid couple of months now and so it’ll probably be fine for babies that have basically just been born. Yes, the babies that may or may not have already received up to 3 doses of this brand new injectable gene product in utero via their mother (which is a thing, btw). And that’s not something we need to look at or track…
What’s that? You noticed that they haven’t even had enough time to study that?
Well that’s because you’re a science denier. Around these parts we move…
→AT THE SPEED OF SCIENCE ←
Which, if you are intelligent AT ALL🙄 (which you aren’t, idiot, if you’re questioning The Science™ ), you know is super fucking fast.
Literally everybody knows that. AND, lucky for us, they are giving some really, REALLY, extra easy to understand guidance. Take a look:
(WXYZ) — The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has amended emergency use authorizations for the updated (bivalent) Moderna and Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccines to include use in children as young as 6 months.
Children ages 6 months through 5 years old who received the original (monovalent) Moderna COVID-19 Vaccine are now eligible to receive a single booster of the updated (bivalent) Moderna COVID-19 Vaccine two months after completing a primary series with the monovalent Moderna COVID-19 Vaccine.
Children ages 6 months through 4 who have not yet begun their three-dose primary series of the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine or have not yet received the third dose of their primary series will now receive the updated (bivalent) Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine as the third dose in their primary series following two doses of the original (monovalent) Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine.
Children in that same age range who have already completed their three-dose primary series with the original (monovalent) Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine will not be eligible for a booster dose of an updated bivalent vaccine at this time.
The Moderna COVID-19 Vaccine, Bivalent is now authorized for administration in individuals 6 months through 5 years of age as a single booster dose at least 2 months after completion of primary vaccination with the monovalent Moderna COVID-19 Vaccine.
The Moderna COVID-19 Vaccine, Bivalent is also authorized for use in individuals 6 years and older as a single booster dose at least two months after completion of either primary vaccination with any authorized or approved COVID-19 vaccine, or receipt of the most recent booster dose with any authorized or approved monovalent COVID-19 vaccine.
Let’s recap:
So…
if your baby finished the primary series of Moderna two months ago, they can now get the updated (antiquated) 8 Mouse Booster shot for the not-really-circulating-anymore-Omicron variant.
If your baby hasn’t gotten on the clot shot train, then they’ll start with a primary series of 2 even older-not-circulating monovalent shots followed by the 8 Mouse Shit Shot.
If your baby got through their primary series with Pfizer, they can’t have the Moderna 8 Mouser.🥲
If your kiddo is 6 years or older, then drive it like you stole it…mix and match baby, what could go wrong???
✨NOBODY KNOWS✨
How cool is that?? I guess we’ll find out…🍿🍿
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the worst part in all this is hospitals/doctors demanding that a patient be jabbed before surgery, you may have seen the case in NZ where they will use jabbed blood on a baby. what could possibly go wrong :(