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Trump’s Hantavirus Official Is a Penis Implant Specialist 🍆

No, really. That's the headline this morning. From "the news".

May 17 • Conspiracy Sarah

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Grooming for Quarantine with HaNotaVirus

Jake Rosmarin and more mildly positive negative inconclusive not testing with Damar Hamlin vibes.

May 13 • Conspiracy Sarah

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BREAKING HANOTAVIRUS NEWS: "One person tested “mildly” positive" and "a person with mild symptoms sent to a hospital in Atlanta"

"At some point, they may be able leave their medical centers to continue quarantines"; "Officials gave no time frame for when passengers might be able…

May 12 • Conspiracy Sarah

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OH. MY. HANTAVIRUS.

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May 10 • Conspiracy Sarah

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April 2026

A Time For MEMES

Turn, turn turn...

Apr 29 • Conspiracy Sarah

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Before the Lyme Disease Vaccine Rolls Out, We Should Probably Talk About The Science™

Symptoms that look like everything, tests that confirm nothing, and a story that became fact

Apr 5 • Conspiracy Sarah

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March 2026

The Cholesterol Industrial Complex

New guidelines: MORE TESTING. EARLIER AND ALWAYS. MORE STATINS.

Mar 15 • Conspiracy Sarah

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March MEMES

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Mar 8 • Conspiracy Sarah

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February 2026

FDA Priority Review Vouchers: Turning n=11 Into $155 Million Asset

And how the front of the FDA line gets bought.

Feb 23 • Conspiracy Sarah

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While You Watch Prince Andrew Headlines, The Rules are Being Rewritten and Logged on the Federal Register

Want to know where the real decisions get logged? Stop watching cable news and start reading the Federal Register.

Feb 20 • Conspiracy Sarah

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January 2026

My Dad Knew He Was In a Clinical Trial - Now It's Just 'TRUST US, BRO'

Surrogate endpoints and the declining standards for FDA approval...

Jan 25 • Conspiracy Sarah

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Baffle Them With Bayesian Bullshit

Were you wondering how drug and vaccine approval could be faster, less transparent, and have room for more fraud, fewer ethics, and lower standards…

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